Movie Moan: Before And After Jack & Jill

The nice thing about our previous podcasts is that we can always listen back to them and remember a time before we watched the trailer for Adam Sandler's latest abomination; a simpler, happier time.  But we don't live there anymore, we have seen it, and words can't desribe how we feel.

To get us through this difficult time, and in the absence of Captain Ed Hocken (who was off eating a big sandwich and preventing global-terrorists from world domination), the Movie Moan gang is joined by a new addition to the team, Anderson of AndersonVision fame.  Tonight he joins us in discussing:

2:24 mins - A brief announcement regarding next week's very special show.

4:55 mins - Anderson's 'to the point' review of 'Zookeeper'.

6:10 mins - The potentially stupid idea of rushing 'Thor 2' to a July 2013 release date.

13:45 mins - Moneypenny finally joins the rebooted Bond universe and Phil couldn't be happier.

22:15 mins - Reactions to the teaser trailer for 'The Iron Lady'.

25:55 mins - Abandon all hope, it's the 'Jack & Jill' trailer.

30:55 mins - All things Comic-Con 2011 (the fact that nobody is showing up, 'The Amazing Spider-man' stealing the show by default, the futility of video game movies, and even some great examples of bad parenting).

43:48 mins - The Moan of the Week - 2001's 'Ghost World'.

Please note that due to technical problems, there is no MP3 or full video enhanced version of the show this week but you can still listen to the show on Blip video above.  The full video version of the 'moan of the week' however, can be viewed separately here.

Movie Moan: Trash Talk, Trailers & Transformers

It's official.

Nobody has to listen to any of Jamie's claims ever again. For the second time this summer, he's gone against his own promises and watched a movie he claimed he wouldn't. That's right, he sat through Transformers: Dark of the Moon.  Be warned, by the end of this week's show the relationship between Jamie and Phil will be forever changed.  Here's what is on docket for this show:

3 mins - Transformers: Dark of the Moon review (includes exclusive footage of Michael Bay's cut of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King).

35:30 mins - Trailer reactions to War Horse (aka Jamie Vs. Everyone Else).

39 mins - Trailer reactions to Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (aka support your British film industry).

41:35 mins - Trailer reactions to Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (aka where's Ving Rhames?).

47:40 mins -Trailer reactions to Paul 'weak-shit' Anderson's The Three Musketeers (aka Jamie goes too far).

As always, please enjoy us as an MP3 below or as a visual treat above.

Movie Moan - Trash Talk, Trailers & Transformers

Movie Moan: Captain America - The Great Satan

According to Queen Kristina's sources, that's the title being used for some of the international markets on Captain America. Hmm, sounds about right.

Speaking of the Devil's work, Jamie has committed blasphemy and actually walked out of a Pixar movie...only to return after 20 minutes. Here's what is on this week's menu:

3 mins - Jamie's Cars 2 review.

13:20 mins - Please rise for our national anthem - the new Captain America trailer.

21:30 mins - We play the common sense police over the supposed theory that Warner Bros. will make Green Lantern 2.

26:20 mins - The new Rise of the Planet of the Apes trailer that was...surprisingly great

30:10 mins - The British Gentleman Agent lets it all out over the news of I, Claudius being remade.

42:20 mins - The "Moan of the Week" with Kristina's pick – the underrated, but very charming Stardust from director Matthew Vaughn.

The audio version for you iPod Shuffle packin' folk is below but don't miss all the visual treats you'll get in our video version above.

Movie Moan - Captain America -The Great Satan

Movie Moan: NEEEEEEEYAAAAAARGH!

Seriously Voldemort, chill the fuck out.  Either the dark lord is angry that Harry is destroying his horcruxes...........or he's seen 'Green Lantern'.

As have Phil, Queen Kristina, and Jamie. Spoiler warning: things get ugly. We're talking Jonah Hex level nasty from the British Gentleman Agent after he's done with it and don’t even get us started from her Majesty and the little boy she was babysitting when they watched it.  Here's what is on tonight's menu:

3:15 mins - Our thoughts on Russell Crowe being cast as Jor-El in The Man of Steel.

9:00 mins - 'Green Lantern' review.

29:00 mins - We get all emotional over the final Harry Potter trailer ever.

32:50 mins - The new controversial (read: desperate attempt to get out of the 10 film nominations) decision on the Academy Awards' voting system.

36:50 mins - Is this year's San Diego Comic-Con even going to be worth going to with major studios apparently pulling out?

42:20 mins - For the "Moan of the Week," Captain Hocken picks Kontroll, the Hungarian thriller making the directorial debut of Nimrod Antal.  Please note that if you are listening to the audio version of the show, unless you speak fluent Hungarian, you might be at a disadvantage.

So instead, give us a go above in sparkling hi-def video.

Movie Moan: NEEEEEEEYAAAAAARGH

Movie Moan: My Boyfriend Dumped Me For Michael Fassbender

That being one of the unfortunate side effects of watching the awesome X-Men: First Class.  Not even cynical Queen Kristina could resist the charms of the new Master of Magnetism.  Here's what on this week's menu:

1:20 mins - Her Majesty joins into the X-Men prequel lovin' with Phil, Lou and Jamie.

8:25 mins - The gang also reviews Super 8 while keeping it as vague as possible for the British Gentleman agent who won't see J.J. Abrams' latest until August.

17:55 mins - The gang snickers (or in the case of Kristina rages against) through the trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part I

25:50 mins - What the Hell is wrong with Dwayne Johnson now that he's co-starring in G.I. Joe 2: Cobra Strikes?

33:10 mins - Phil gives his passionate views on the new Daredevil movie being based on Frank Miller's Born Again story-arc from the comics.

42:35 mins - The "Moan of the Week" with Jamie's pick: Knightriders, the under-rated and little seen King Arthur on motorcycles epic from director George A. Romero.

Movie Moan is great as an MP3 for your daily jog or car or train ride but if you want the full experience, please watch us in video above.

Movie Moan - My Boyfriend Dumped Me For Michael Fassbender