Movie Moan: No Class

It's a miracle!  Against all odds, X-Men is cool again.  And what better way to talk about a first class (sic) film than by bringing no class to our show.  If you like your podcasts to start with cripple and Jerry Lewis jokes, you've come to the right place.

This week's show is 100% dedicated to the Matthew Vaughn-directed, Bryan Singer-produced X-Men prequel. So if you haven't seen it yet (such as Queen Kristina who's there to field questions posing for you the audience, rightfully wondering this is worth her money after being burned twice by this franchise), probably best to go out and see it first. Then come back and listen.

As always, watch us in video above (great thing about this movie is that the studio released so many clips to go with it) or download us as an MP3 below.  Heck, take us with you to the theatre so we can be your personal audio commentary.

Movie Moan - No Class

Movie Moan: Magic Marshmallows

Along with an updated opening, Phil, Ed and Jamie are happy to welcome back their pal Lou to this week's Movie Moan. Now that he's finally able to return, the Wise-Sage, as Phil calls him, gives his two-cents on past news-items.  Here's what's on the menu this week:-

3:40 mins - Lou's corner of wisdom informs us how wrong we are about 'The Dark Tower's' ambitious plans and the irony of the man who sung 'The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins' possibly voicing Smaug the dragon.

7:40 mins - Jamie paid money to see 'The Hangover Part II'.  He should have stayed home.

12:30 mins - Casting updates on that Total Recall remake and just the overall feeling of "Really?" regarding its development.

20:30 mins - Trailer-reaction to The Muppets

25:15 mins - Trailer-reaction to The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

30:20 mins - For the "Moan of the Week," her Majesty Queen Kristina picked Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father, a fantastic documentary that should honestly be seen before hearing the gang's discussion of.

63:15 mins - A not too subtle preview of coming attractions to Movie Moan.

Watch us in full video glory about or download and take us to the gym at the link below.

Movie Moan - Magic Marshmallows

Movie Moan: Stop the Pirates of the Caribbean, I Want to Get Off!

One can't physically prove the friendship between people. But the closest you may ever find comes in this episode of Movie Moan. Not one to let his buddy Phil suffer alone, Jamie has done the unspeakable.

He paid money to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and in 3D.  Here's what is on the menu for tonight:

3:30 mins - The Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides review

20:45 mins - Thoughts on the trailer for the Fright Night remake

25:45 mins - Jamie and Phil are converted to the motion captured wonders of The Adventures of Tintin

28:40 mins - The world's first look at The Dark Knight Rises with how Tom Hardy looks as Bane

34:15 mins - Because you asked for it, the Smallville series finale. Or as it's been referred to over the years around TMT, Superman: Cockblock.

Download us as an MP3 below or watch is in all our glory in the video version above.

Movie Moan - Stop The Pirates Of The Carribean, I Want To Get Off!

Movie Moan: Bond-A-Thon

This week's Movie Moan is just Phil and Jamie at the helm. So instead of discussing movie-news (It was a tad on the lighter lode side), the two spend the hour or so talking about one of their favorite subjects: the James Bond film franchise.

Ever since they had a "Moaning About a Movie" with On Her Majesty's Secret Service, they've been promising to profile one film specific to each of the six actors. For this week's podcast, their attention is aimed at three very distinctive entries in the still-thriving series.

3:20 mins - 1971's Diamonds Are Forever with Sean Connery (featuring Jamie's favourite film clip in the history of the universe - the toasty Jap).

20:20 mins -  1981's For Your Eyes Only with Roger Moore (featuring never before seen alternate endings which are no more absurd than the one they actually used).

42:50 mins - 1989's Licence to Kill with Timothy Dalton (featuring the full uncut version of Antony Zerbe's exploding head).

By that counting, that still leaves Pierce Brosnan and current 007 Daniel Craig. But don't worry, guys, they'll have their moment too.

As usual, download us as an MP3 below but watch us in video above to get the full experience.

Movie Moan - Bond-A-Thon

Movie Moan: Wheel Of Arnold

This is the only podcast where you'll get to choose the best direction for the Austrian Oak's future film career as he threatens to unleash Twins 2, Terminator 5 and Cry Macho! on us.

Plus, on last week's Movie Moan, all eyes were on Phil as the UK movie-goers got Thorbefore the Yanks did. Now this week, it's their turn, and this time it's personal. So here's tonight's menu:-

2:40 mins - Jamie and Kristina review Thor

19:50 mins - The gang reacts to what could very well be the death of Universal and director Ron Howard's ambitious plans for The Dark Tower.

26:45 mins - Wheeeeeeeeeeel of Arnold!

38:00 mins - The cheap blandness also known as the trailer for Conan the Barbarian 3D!

44:05 mins - 'The Moan Of The Week' - Wet Hot American Summer– a film that proves you'll never look at Christopher Meloni the same again and find out who was tasteless enough to reference Schindler's List in their review.

As usual, you can download us as an MP3 below but you won't get the full flavour unless you watch us in video.

Movie Moan - Wheel Of Arnold