Skydiver Takes Baseball Player Out With Kick To the Dome

Every day, whether it be in little league, college, or pro baseball, there are major and minor injuries. None of them however involve skydivers taking out players on the field. Such was the case at recent baseball game where one of those skydivers came down like a Kamikaze on an unsuspecting baseball player during warm ups.

3 skydivers were part of the pre-game ceremonies at a recent baseball game. After the first one landed, I decided to video the next one which took out the player. The 3rd one landed just fine. Please note, the baseball player was okay and stayed in the game.

Woman Trapped In Wall Screams For 7 Hours, Locals Think She's A Ghost. Hello.

I'm don't claim to be the brightest candle on the cake, but the story below makes me feel like I created Mensa International.

A resident of Eastern China thought it would be a good idea to take a shortcut on the way home, she was incorrect. Somehow she ended up in a passageway that magically grew more narrow as she stumbled along. It's obvious that this woman has never watched a movie, you never take shortcuts. They always end up leading to something awful for the shortcut taker. Also, why are there passageways? Why do they shrink? Is she inside Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

Now the woman is stuck in a brick wall and begins to scream for help. The locals, sounding like a cerebral bunch, decicded that the cries for help were from a ghost and avoided the area all together. This woman screamed for seven hours and the locals thought to themselves, "Better stay away from that wall poltergeist."

Eventually somebody figured out there was an actual person in there and not a banshee. Authorities were able to help her out during a 20 minute rescue effort. Video of the rescue below.

 

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Carly Rae Jepsen Is Good At Pop Songs But Sucks At Throwing

If they ever elected me King Of Earth one of the smaller things I would do after taking care of all the real issues, would be to create a law that first pitches are relegated to dignitaries, athletes, and other people of my choice. We've seen some memorable pitches, President Bush during the 2001 World Series after 9/11 comes to mind, then there is Carly Rae Jepsen.

The pop star famous for her catchy pop song Call Me Maybe, didn't even come close to the catcher before a recent Tampa Bay Rays game. Video below.

Man Scares Girlfriend Sending Her Into A Screaming Fit

Hello ladies. Remember when you got mad at your boyfriend because he forgot to buy you a coffee on his way home from work? When you got mad at your husband for leaving one too many socks on the floor? Now this is happening.

James Williams, no relation to our very own Jamie Williams and obviously more innovative, decided to prank his girlfriend. The dude spent many a week trying to capture a similar ghastly scare as found in The Ring with that creepy lady ghoul Samara.

Once the trick was perfected James' girlfriend fell asleep only to be woken by the haunting puppet. Video below courtesy of AMAZINGWORLDLY 

Dunkin' Donuts Wants Americans To Stay Fat

I go to Dunkin' Donuts every morning and a lot of time again in the afternoon. Most all of my attention is turned towards ordering an ice coffee without incident. Although I'm no physical specimen, I don't really get all that excited about eating donuts or bagels. I don't mind an egg & cheese once in awhile, I AM only human.

What if Dunkin' Donuts decided to confuse me and combine a donut with that egg & cheese with slice or two of bacon for good measure? Enter the Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich.

Starting this Friday, DD fans nationwide can now experience the pure deliciousness of Dunkin’ Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich. This savory and sweet breakfast treat, which consists of a fried egg and cherrywood-smoked bacon inside a split glazed yeast ring donut for 360 calories, will now be a permanent menu item at participating U.S. DD restaurants

Damn you Dunkin' Donuts! Do you realize what you've done? Pretty soon high as a kite high school burnouts and liquored up college freshman are going to be demanding crazy creations from the depths of their jumbled minds.

Chocolate Glazed Donut With Double Bacon.

Powdered Donut With Ham & Cheese.

Blueberry Cake Donut With Sausage & Cheddar.

Awful endless possibilities on our way to being like the giant blubbering floating chair people from WALL-E.  I'll stick to a Medium Ice Coffee; Milk & Sugar. I have enough problems.

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Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog On Air

I was choked up watching this video and I have a heart of stone most of the time. Somehow Barbara Garcia was able to survive threw the devastating storm that demolished Monroe, an Oklahoma City suburb. Unfortunately the grateful to be alive woman lost her house which is crumbled behind her in the video, and her dog.

During the course of the interview however the hardy schnauzer is found just under the rubble. It's good to see that among the rubble of this natural disaster there are hopeful situations like these.

Keep Movin' On - A Song Of Encouragement For Boston Marathon Survivors

Most 3rd and 4th grade girls are playing with dolls or making catty comments about their classmates' hair. Not the fine upstanding 3rd and 4th grade girls from Currey Ingram Academy.  Megan Hamilton (4th grade), Maddie Hogan (3rd grade) and Sasha Mason (4th grade) wanted to make a difference for the survivors of the Boston Marathon, so they put their vocal talents to good use.

With guidance from their teachers and song writers RC Richmond, Dita Rose, and Eric Vinson the trio wrote and performed a song titled Keep Movin' On. The below video was produced in the Currey Ingram Academy studio by songwriter/teacher Sean Kelly.

It's nice to see that children have more integrity and maturity than the adults who were looting bars and restaraunts just after bombs went off in the middle of the city killing three and injuring hundreds. If you aren't moved by what these three girls have done then you're not human.

Download this song for free at http://tinyurl.com/c9zuv3o.

If you like this video and song, please give to The One Fund for Boston to help the survivors of the April 15, 2013, Boston Marathon bombings. Give at this link: https://secure.onefundboston.org/page...

Our letter to the world: http://tinyurl.com/cjs753l
To play and/or download song: http://tinyurl.com/c9zuv3o

More information about our song and story is also online at https://www.curreyingram.org/KMO.

Sorry Olivia Sprauer, Florida School Doesn't Like Beautiful Women

Why is America afraid of successful beautiful women? The blue hair male powers that be on all levels of business and politics seem to be very quick to pass judgement on a woman who poses in a "sexy" photo while at the same time hiding that photo under their mattresses.

26 year old Florida teacher Olivia Sprauer rocked a bikini like a champion for some tasteful modeling photos and she was forced to resign from teaching. I wish I hated beautiful women? The aspiring model posed for photos under the name Victoria James and knew she might have been taking a rist which could cost her the teaching position at Martin County High School.

"Lots of teachers get fired or asked to resign for the same things I did, I knew I didn't want to come back next year and I knew I wanted to go to grad school so I decided if I made it to the end of the year I would be happy."

Way to go Principal Alfred Fabrizio. I bet you fired her ass and then kept her photos in the draw so you could stare at her ass. Hypocritical much? The ugly teachers movement has begun.

"I don't make pornography. I don't open my legs on camera. I take swimsuit glamour style photography. I felt like it would have been nice for my students to finish out the year with me, they trusted me and they made me happy so that aspect of it was sad."

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GE Goes "Matrix" With New Agent Of Good Commercial

You know how there are some people who say, "I only liked the first Matrix.", well I didn't like any of them. I didn't care for any of the three films in the series. Red pill, blue pill, who gives a shit. Apparently GE thinks that the general public still identifies with a film series that hasn't even been thought about since 2003. Check out the new "Agent Of Good" TV commercial with Hugo Weaving reprising his role as Agent Smith.

"Wearing It Well": Hayden Panettiere In The Early Lead For Summer Bikini Champion

Hayden Panettiere has come along way since her "Save The Cheerleader, Save The World" turn as Claire Bennet on nerd based tv show Heroes. She's grown up in more ways than one since her roles on Guiding Light and later Ally McBeal.

Not only is she killing it as troubled and confused country singer Juliette Barnes in her tv series Nashville she also appears to really know how to be awesome on the beach as you can see by the below photo set.

Rumors are swirling on the internet that Hayden has had some work done on her top half, if that's the case, I'm not many are complaining considering the photos above. Hayden doesn't seem to be letting it bother her and early leader in our "Wearing It Well" competition.