Woman Trapped In Wall Screams For 7 Hours, Locals Think She's A Ghost. Hello.

I'm don't claim to be the brightest candle on the cake, but the story below makes me feel like I created Mensa International.

A resident of Eastern China thought it would be a good idea to take a shortcut on the way home, she was incorrect. Somehow she ended up in a passageway that magically grew more narrow as she stumbled along. It's obvious that this woman has never watched a movie, you never take shortcuts. They always end up leading to something awful for the shortcut taker. Also, why are there passageways? Why do they shrink? Is she inside Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

Now the woman is stuck in a brick wall and begins to scream for help. The locals, sounding like a cerebral bunch, decicded that the cries for help were from a ghost and avoided the area all together. This woman screamed for seven hours and the locals thought to themselves, "Better stay away from that wall poltergeist."

Eventually somebody figured out there was an actual person in there and not a banshee. Authorities were able to help her out during a 20 minute rescue effort. Video of the rescue below.

 

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