Dunkin' Donuts Wants Americans To Stay Fat
Mon, June 3, 2013 
I go to Dunkin' Donuts every morning and a lot of time again in the afternoon. Most all of my attention is turned towards ordering an ice coffee without incident. Although I'm no physical specimen, I don't really get all that excited about eating donuts or bagels. I don't mind an egg & cheese once in awhile, I AM only human.
What if Dunkin' Donuts decided to confuse me and combine a donut with that egg & cheese with slice or two of bacon for good measure? Enter the Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich.
Starting this Friday, DD fans nationwide can now experience the pure deliciousness of Dunkin’ Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich. This savory and sweet breakfast treat, which consists of a fried egg and cherrywood-smoked bacon inside a split glazed yeast ring donut for 360 calories, will now be a permanent menu item at participating U.S. DD restaurants
Damn you Dunkin' Donuts! Do you realize what you've done? Pretty soon high as a kite high school burnouts and liquored up college freshman are going to be demanding crazy creations from the depths of their jumbled minds.
Chocolate Glazed Donut With Double Bacon.
Powdered Donut With Ham & Cheese.
Blueberry Cake Donut With Sausage & Cheddar.
Awful endless possibilities on our way to being like the giant blubbering floating chair people from WALL-E. I'll stick to a Medium Ice Coffee; Milk & Sugar. I have enough problems.
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