Mon, April 16, 2012 I love how people think this is so impressive. Oh look, a man decided not to continue pummeling a knocked out opponent in the ring. Let's praise him. I'm a gentleman every day and get no damn credit. I'm holding doors for the less fortunate, buying Girl Scout cookies, and recycling. Where is my celebration?
Mon, April 16, 2012 First they are getting STDs because they can't remember to practice what they preached to us, and now they are dancing like maniacs in the middle of a mall? I'm waiting for Betty White to peak out and tell everybody they are being punked. The seniors are taking over the world. I'm betting that we see a Hunger Games inspired film coming out soon but with really old people. The pitch. Hunger Games meets Cocoon.
Mon, April 16, 2012 This video is both funny and horrifying all at the same time. Sort of like an episode of "Bent". A bunch of blue hairs engaging in different sexual positions, some that I can't even imagine not pulling a hamstring trying to engage in. Of course there clothes are on, but is it me, or is this a little over the top to simply get golden oldies to go sexing on the safe side?
Mon, April 16, 2012 I don't even know if they still do it anymore at their new ballpark but when a player wearing a Mets uniform hit a home run a Shea Stadium an apple use to rise from beyond the fence in the outfield. Get it? Big apple. Innovative.
Now when a Marlins' player hits a home run at home a giant The Little Mermaid looking diorama goes nuts and lights up with fish jumping all over the place. It looks like something Rainbow Brite puked up after a night on the town with the Care Bears.
Tue, April 10, 2012 I don't know what not so smart teacher thought it was a good idea to invite Mr. McFeeley and some giant purple panda to visit with their students. Who in the blue hell is watching Mr. Rogers? It's not the 80's, dial it back a bit. Also, if I'm the kids I wouldn't be wearing about the guy wearing the purple bear costume but the awkward elderly postman named Mr. McFeely.
Tue, April 10, 2012 Have you ever seen a baseball fight? They are awful. The only fights worse than baseball fights are basketball fights. That is why you have to respect the baseball player in this video. He runs in full bore from the 3rd base side during what looks like a bench clearing brawl and absolutely blindsides a player on the opposing team who is standing on 2nd base.
Wed, March 28, 2012 This has been up and down all levels of media the past couple days. The captain of a Jet Blue flight heading to Vegas went fliphouse and started running around the plane picking fights and screaming about bombs and Iran. Needless to say the co-pilot took over and told the passengers to take the pilot down as he made an emergency landing.
Kudos to the co-pilot and the passengers for joining forces on this one. Although I thought to myself what if the co-pilot was really the nutty one and then had full control of the plane? Sounds like the beginning of a horror movie. Check out a video below that is supposed to be a video of the incident, although you can't make out or hear much.
Sat, March 10, 2012 You would think it would be enough if you were the magician behind two of the highest grossing movies of all time but that isn't enough for King James Cameron. We already know about his love for the sea and what lies beneath it so now the director is hoping to break something besides box office records. Deep sea diving records.
Sat, March 10, 2012 Milk does a pretty decent job of advertising it's product using a multitude of celebrities. From posters to commercials, we've seen everybody from Hulk through "Don't Mess With The Lohan". The lastest installment is a television commercial featuring Salma Hayek on a crusade to pick up a gallon of milk. Please no comments about how you would like to give her a milk mustache. This is a sophisticated site.
Sat, March 10, 2012 I'm not sure where Sheen's career is heading, if anywhere, but I do have to say this commercial gave me a chuckle. I'm still not going to switch to Direct TV though. Nice try Sheen.
"When you meet Charlie Sheen you reenact scenes from from Platoon with Charlie Sheen, don't reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen."
