Don't Go Against Family On Facebook Or Dad Will Shoot

This guy is a true American legend. His daughter ripped her family on Facebook so he took her laptop, but didn't stop there. He sat down in a chair and read a manifesto for about 7 minutes. Then, he took out a .45 and riddled that laptop with bullets. Sniper.

He even fired a shot off for mom. I mean you can question his parenting skills, but you can't question his skills with a gun. Nice shooting Tex.

Dad Of The Year Almost Kills Family With Manhole Cover

I've seen some stupid ass parents in my life, but this guy takes the cake and won't share it with anybody. The father decides it would be a good idea to put a firecracker in a manhole cover with his kids inches away. No wonder once the guy almost gets decapitated the kids run away from him. Somehow the manhole doesn't hit him and destroy his face, the blast actually propelled him away from it! I think for his next trick he'll book three tickets for him and his kids on the Costa Concordia.

This Kid Is Way Better Than You At Hockey

Oliver Wahlstrom is back, he's real, and he's spectactular. The kid isn't even 10 years old but he wowed the interwebs with this ridiculous goal in the Mini 1-on-1. The kid made Sportscenter and was interviewed on top morning shows around the country. Guess what, he's done did it again. Hey parentals, hide your daughters, this kid is the hockey version of Bieber.

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Madden Predicts Super Bowl Winner

Don't feel like watching the Super Bowl this weekend? You don't have to. John Madden has simulated it via his ever popular video game series. You can view the highlights below. The funny thing is, I can see the game going exactly the way the video game version played out.

The only time the simulation has not predicted the winner was last year's Super Bowl and the last time the Giants & Patriots met in the big show.

Tennis Actually Is Fun Sometimes

Tennis is boring as all heck to watch. I'm sorry, I can't sit there for six hours and watch two dudes grunting and groaning as they hit their balls around, and that is just a Williams' sisters match. Zing?

I will say, Williams' sisters included, tennis players are the most incredible athletes in sports. Dexterity, agility, all that stuff. Sometimes they like to give their shirts to blonde girls in the front row but giant chicks don't like that.

What about a ball boy that makes better plays than most all shortstops in the major leagues? Most likely because half of the shortstops are from "parts unknown" and are really 10 years older than they claim.

Don't Eat McNuggets Every Day Or You'll Die

If you eat anything every day since you were 2, you most likely are going to not see fantastic results in many areas of life. If the "food" comes from McDonalds, then fuck your life.

I like chicken McNuggets as much as the next human being, but Stacey Irvine has been eating ONLY McNuggets for 15 years. McStacey's addiction to the suspicious meat tenders finally caught up with her when she collapsed and was rushed to the hospital struggling for air.

Shocker? I mean you would think this girl would be a blauser, but she looks pretty fit for somebody whose been scarfing McDonalds practically since birth. This is what McStacey and her mother had to say about it.

McStacey

‘I am starting to realise this is really bad for me.’

McStacey's Mom

‘She's been told in no uncertain terms that she'll die if she carries on like this. But she says she can't eat anything else.’

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Sweet Penalty Kick, You Missed

I think this guy is trying to pass the ball to his teammate and be all slick like but fails miserably on all counts. Instead he looks like the Billy Cundiff of penalty kicks and completely miffs it. The announcers and players laugh at him but I don't know what he is saying because Youtube doesn't have automatic translations of all languages.

Tennis Ball Against The Wall

When I watched this video I started laughing and singing the "Tennis Ball, Throw It Against The Wall" lyrics. Then, it took a turn for the worst like a really down and dirty M. Night flick. Now I feel both sad and horrified at the same time. I don't understand what just happened. I feel like I need a shower.

Not So Smart Drivers Play Bumper Cars In Utah

Driving in the snow and rain is no joke. Ice and car wrecks are even worse, the dent in my head is still here to prove that. I don't know what these drivers are doing but I've never seen so many spin outs and accidents all in once place. It's like bumper cars at Canobie Lake Park out there and of course modern technology caught it all on camera. All wheel drive doesn't seem to help these misfits. After the 2:00 minute mark it gets really crazy.

Dude Screams Like Girl On A Ride

Two gentlemen that look like they could be UFC fighters decided to venture on to some crazy ass ride in Orlando, Florida. One of the guys screamed his face off and shattered window panes in Miami. I have to confess, I would also probably scream like that if I went on that ride.