The Annoying Orange Meets An Avacado

I am not sure how anybody can watch episodes of The Annoying Orange without being...well...annoyed. I'm not sure if it is kids watching this this crazy fruit or if its people like me that are five or six beers in. Either way, this nagging citrus fruit is pretty damn popular, so popular in fact that he's getting his own tv show on Comedy Central starting June 11th. Check out the newest video below where he meets an avacado.

Jimmy Fallon, Carly Rae Jepsen & The Roots Sing "Call Me Maybe"

This whole Call Me Maybe phenomenon just keeps going and going. First it was Bieber and his cohorts doing their rendition, then it was the some jocks from Harvard, and now Carly Rae Jepsen recruited The Roots and Jimmy Fallon to sing her song backstage at Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

I have to say this song is catchy and I've heard it so much I find myself humming it or singing it under my breath. I'm not afraid. Call me, maybe?

The Internet As Predicted In 1969

I used to love those looks into the future as featured on some cartoons and older television shows. Below is a video from 1969 that pretty much predicts the age of the internet as we are experiencing right now, albeit with some Atari style technology.

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Guy Turns His Dead Cat Into A Helicopter

This guy is either a genius or the most creepy man on the face of the earth. His cat died and he was upset about it, so he decided that creamation or burial weren't the best options. Instead he felt it was necessary to turn his deceased feline friend into a functioning remote control helicopter. What? I mean this catcopter is legit too. It flies like a champ, and it's a cat. Story, video, and more pictures below.

Cats may get nine lives, but not quite like this. A Dutch artist, upset over losing his beloved pet, Orville, had the animal stuffed and transformed its body into a remote-controlled helicopter, The “half cat, half machine” piece of art was dubbed the “Orvillecopter.” The cat, who was killed when it was hit by a car, was named after famed American aviator Orville Wright. “After a period of mourning, he received his propellers posthumously,” Jansen said.  A video posted to YouTube shows the flying feline slowly hover several feet in the air in a park, it’s body permanantely spread eagle with propellors on its front paws. Artist Bart Jansen teamed up with radio control helicopter expert Arjen Beltman after having a taxidermist preserve the pussy cat, Reuters reported. The bizarre creation was then unveiled at the Kunstrai art festival in Amsterdam on Saturday. The Orvillecopter doesn’t fly quite right, however, a glitch Jansen hopes to fix. “He will receive more powerful engines and larger props for his birthday,” Jansen said, adding that he hoped the upgrades will allow for a more “steady flight.”

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Note To Dudes: Don't Kiss Will Smith On The Lips

If you're a dude and want to kiss other dudes on the lips who are willing an able, Will Smith or myself have no problem with it. However, uninvited lip locks to the face are not cool. At the Moscow premiere of MIB 3 Will Smith was faced with a Ukrainian reporter trying to suck his face off. He responded with a shove and a backhand.

"New Guy In Town" Short

Woke up and found this in my TMT inbox this morning and I thought it was pretty damn funny. What if greeting people didn't involve shaking hands and hugs but  rather other parts of the human anatomy?

CBC's Ron MacLean Compares 9-11 To NHL Playoffs

Ron MacLen is taking a lot of flak for the below video where for some reason he tries to squeeze out a comparison between NHL Players and firefighters and policeman from 9/11. It doesn't really work out and he sort of blubbers through it. I sort of can gather what he was trying to go for but he fails miserably and it just sounds much worse than it was meant to.

Just talk about hockey and cut it out with the references to tragedies.

Commentator 1: "Sitting up in the front row of the balcony, those fans have better seats than Lincoln."

Commentator 2: "Well let's hope their night ends better than his did."

Catching Foul Balls Is Difficult

Taking your girlfriend to a sporting event is hard enough without getting hit in the pants with a foul ball and having it riccochet off your pants and careen into your girlfriend's face. They most likely already don't love sports but now their face is going to be bruised and battered. Way to go aces, now I bet you wish you went bowling.

Wieners Pretend To Be Cool & Mingle With Fast Cars

A couple of kids which may or may not be kids that tried out for the geek roles in Project X and lost found out that there were some police escorts guiding a bunch of fast luxyry whips down the freeway. So what did they decide to do? Tape themselves driving amongst this gaggle of ridiculously fast cars. I was praying that Paul Walker would drive by and blast them with flames from his exhaust.

Metta World Peace Thinks We're Stupid

Not only does Ron Artest think that he is all fetch and happening because he changed his name to Metta World Peace, he thinks everybody around him is stupid. The LA Laker scored a basket last night and went nuthouse with his celebration cracking James Harden of the Thunder in the side of the head with an elbow in the process.

The dude with the weird name's defense was that he was celebrating and it just looked like he did it on purpose. Nope. You did it on purpose. I also have eyes Metta World, you bungled the side of that guy's head. You can half-step around this all you want, I can rewind live tv. Thanks DVR.