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Monday
Apr162012

Florida Marlins Players Must Hate Hitting Home Runs

I don't even know if they still do it anymore at their new ballpark but when a player wearing a Mets uniform hit a home run a Shea Stadium an apple use to rise from beyond the fence in the outfield. Get it? Big apple. Innovative.

Now when a Marlins' player hits a home run at home a giant The Little Mermaid looking diorama goes nuts and lights up with fish jumping all over the place. It looks like something Rainbow Brite puked up after a night on the town with the Care Bears.

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