Mon, February 3, 2014
Residents of Savannah, Georgia were the lucky few to witness Casino's Law, a two-minute spot by local attorney Jamie Casino last night. Yes, this man shelled out the same millions Bud Light, Doritos and GoDaddy did for his own origin story.
This is Threat Level Midnight quality shit here, people.
Wed, December 4, 2013 
A simple case of recasting was what stopped Gravity from being a masterpiece. For shame, Alfonso Cuarón.
These thirty-seconds are guaranteed to make your day.
Fri, September 13, 2013 
Courtesy of Geek League of America is the latest example of Patrick Stewart being an Internet sensation all his own. Seriously he needs his own reality TV show, with Ian McKellen as his sidekick. Will someone do us all a favor and ask the two British gentlemen about this incident at the X-Men: Days of Future Past press junkets please?
Fri, September 13, 2013 
Here is a new litmus test. If this story doesn't tug at your heart, there is nothing underneath where your soul should be. This story comes out of China. A newborn elephant named Zhuangzhuang was attacked by his own mother who tried to stomp him to death. And the poor li'l guy spent five hours crying.
Yeah, I'm tearing up myself. The thought of any human or animal being rejected by their mother (the one person in the world who should love you unconditionally) is hard to imagine. But there is a happy ending.
Zhuangzhuang was adopted by the zookeeper who rescued him and he's happy in his new home as shown in the video below. Granted it's in Chinese but it doesn't matter. You can see he's doing better and that's all that matters.
Tue, August 27, 2013 
McDonald's is #1 because, like Wal Mart, they pop up unsuspectingly in small towns and bleed out the local vendors. Wendy's got their act together, improved their menu and customer service and surprised everyone to take #2 among the top fast-food hamburger chains last year. That left Burger King in third place.
Only reason imaginable it's even that high up is, like its Golden-Arch competitor, they are everywhere. They're just all shit holes. Or as my pal Ed Hocken refers to the chain, "the real life answer to Krusty Burger." So how does a dump chain turn the other cheek? What is that one speciality item to make our already dangerously-high, artery-clogged, fat-asses look up and say, "I gotta try that!?"
The Burger King French Fry Burger.
Hocken is right. We are living in the world of The Simpsons, minus the irony. Next up they'll introduce their brand-new Whopper. With ketchup! All the while, keeping the same reusable grease and half-assed serve that put them in third place and, if they're not careful, might wind up below Jack In the Box in another year or so.
Souce: Time
Mon, August 12, 2013 
You losers can whine all day about how George Lucas "raped your childhood." But the fact is he gave you your childhood memories of awe and wonder with the Star Wars and Indiana Jones trilogies and Willow if that floats your boat. He's a nice fella who gave it his college-try over the years to listen to fans, take their suggestions to heart but they still bitched anyway. Thus proving there was nothing he could ever do to shut them up.
So if Star Wars is pure shit from here on out (And contrary to what you say the franchise isn't in need of getting goodwill back. The general public loved the prequels. Sorry if facts get in the way of your hyperbole but the box-office receipts and home video sales prove it), you put it all on Kathleen Kennedy and your boy J.J. Abrams, who isn't exactly walking without a sore-ass after Star Trek Into Darkness.
While everyone reacts to the D23 fiasco and rumblings of trouble afoot in a galaxy far, far away a long time ago, Lucas has more important at hand. He recently got married and reports The Huffington Post he and his new bride Everest Hobson Lucas welcomed a daughter into the world, born via surrogate.
No, we don't usually cover baby-news. But it's cool to see good things happen to good guys like Lucas.
Fri, August 9, 2013 As a movie-news commentary website (unofficially) affiliated with Back to the Future, we are legally obliged to include this Then & Now comparison of the cast as provided by Reddit. Point and laugh (laaaaaugh!) at how their "old" selfs from 1985 look compared to their old selfs from today.
I mean it's not like any of us will ever age.
Wed, August 7, 2013 
Who needs context? Tom Hiddleston and Cookie Monster share some chocolate chips. Notice no milk in sight; ever the trickster that Loki.
Source: Celebitchy (via Pajiba)
Thu, May 2, 2013
Nothing I can say to do justice to the dash cam video taken from Reese Witherspoon's arrest.
Source: TMZ
Tue, April 30, 2013 
This week's Mad Men may have been a series highlight chronicling the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. But the mere fact it featured a scene where Don Draper took his middle child Bobby to Planet of the Apes trumps all the skillful writing and subtle performances reacting to a horrific moment in our country's history. But I can't beguile the Internet, for once.
It's Planet of the Apes, man! And just like, some blessed soul online has recreated the scene to the tune of Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off! the musical revival from The Simpsons staring C-Movie king Troy McClure.
Jon Hamm's reactions really sell this.
