Hollywood Chamber of Commerce Has Strict Anti-Talentless Whore Policy

Dads. God love em, they just don't know sometimes.

True story: my old man once asked me, "What's the deal with these Kardashians? Why are they famous?" When I explained it all boils down to Kim Kardashian's Ray J sex-tape, he had that look you make when you bite into expired food and said, "I'm sorry I asked!" Sometimes it's best not to know what crap is deemed "hip" in pop-culture.

Having fucked her fat-ass as close to the top as she's ever gonna get, Kim now wants a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Hollyscoop was awesome enough to ask the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce on her chances:

"She has not been nominated. She is a reality star. We don't do reality stars. She needs to get a real acting job then come to us."

Awesome as that rep is to say that...isn't that a tad bullshit? Isn't it as simple as having the money to buy a star? Not that I'm defending the Kardashians of all people.