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Thursday
Aug162012

Idiot Brings Gun to Bourne Legacy – Appropriately Shot in Ass

DateThu, August 16, 2012

Don't wish ill-will on a fellow human being. But what in God's name would make this "56-year-old man" (Local authorities wouldn't disclose his name... for the sake of ridicule?) think it was fine to bring a gun, permitted to carry or not, to a movie theatre? Did the jackass miss the Aura, Colorado tragedy?

It was a month ago! To be fair, when you're dumb enough to bring a firearm to a public arena, and you're not a cop, common sense took the night off.

No word on if his boredom during said screening, The Bourne Legacy, caused the gun to become self-aware and shoot him for picking such a shitty movie.

Source:  Yahoo News/Associated Press

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