Twitter Is Full of Morons

The Grammys aired last night. I wouldn't know. The moment the news broke of Whitney Houston's death, you knew everyone was going to tune into the ceremony the following night to see a room full of celebrities pretend like they cared about her. Save for Jennifer Hudson, because she's awesome.

Paul McCartney also performed and, according to Buzzfeed, many took to the Twitter to collectively respond, "Who the fuck is Paul McCartney?" Sigh. Now before you say or do anything rash, remember a majority of these Twitters are kids and will be the people running the world and taking care of us when we're out of our minds, pooping our pants all day and watching Judge Judy.

Best course of action: wipe out the current teenage population and start over.