Here Are Your Leads For The MOST Anticipated Film in History: 50 SHADES OF GREY

 

After all these months of waiting, horny high-school girls and leathery cougars itching for "that touch" can put down the Kindle Fire and rejoice, because the lead roles in the big-screen adaption of E.L. James' "50 Shades of Gray", the novel that began as Twilight fanfiction, have finally been cast.

Charlie Hunnam, the star of FX's acclaimed "Sons of Anarchy" who's career obviously failed to kick off after Pacific Rim got buried in the sea of Box Office Blunder this summer, has been cast as Christian Gray, starring opposite him will be Dakota Johnson (21 Jump Street, Beastly, "Ben and Kate") as Anastasia Steele.

James tweeted the news this morning:

 

50 Shades of Gray is a trilogy of novels detailing the erotic and passionate romance of college senior Anastasia Steele, and young hot-shot businessman Christian Gray.

The film is set to release August 1, 2014, directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson (Nowhere Boy) on a script written by Kelly Marcel (Saving Mr. Banks, "Terra Nova" on FOX).  

Also, I'll be drinking your nerd tears when this beats out Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy on that fateful August weekend.