Russell Crowe Looking Like Russell Crowe in Noah

Hairy, pudgy, and, using proven scientific facts (Translation: his reputation), loud, pain-in-the-ass for the director, it's hard to differentiate first glances at Russell Crowe. Unlike those Jor-El pictures. That was a first look (albeit: unofficial taken on location between takes) to sink your teeth into. A full body shot in Kryptonian armor and the Superman suit tucked underneath.

What USA Today has is a head-shot from Darren Aronofsky's Noah. It leaves much to the imagination. Same adjectives apply for this first look as the others. Add "Smelly looking" too.