Friend to the site Robert Meyer Burnett told us in no uncertain terms would he dare reveal the secrets of Cabin in the Woods. Other than how great the final film would be based on the power of the script he'd been privy to read.
The first trailer showed just enough for me to want to see more and the second trailer, courtesy of Fear Net, offers a tad more insight... but not really. No idea what Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon are up to and I love that!
It hits theaters next month and is set to open the SXSW Festival this week. So it's going to be hard to resist reading reviews in fear of major spoilerage not to mention plenty of jackasses yapping away on Twitter, which you know they will.