Movie Moan: Pussy on a Pedestal
Sun, February 27, 2011 
That seems to be what fanbitches are doing upon the news of John Chu directing G.I. Joe 2. Out of nowhere a franchise as silly as that has suddenly become too pristine for the lowly director of Justin Bieber: Never Say Never. They have seen a different film from the Movie Moan crew.
In addition to that, the gang (Phil, Queen Kristina, Ed & Jamie) tackle the tough issues such as Oscar predictions and if hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway will reach the highs of Hugh Jackman or lows of Ellen DeGeneres. We shall see in a few short hours.
There's also movie-news to get to, as always. Someone has to be Zod in Superman: The Man of Steel and it could be Gerald Butler, Daniel Day-Lewis or Viggo Mortensen. Then again, it could also wind up being none of them. At least they've (probaby) got Kevin Costner for Pa Kent. Some poor schmuck also has to follow in Matt Damon's footsteps for the stupidly Bourne-less The Bourne Legacy and the producers behind Wrath of the Titans renege on those earlier promises of filming in 3D this time around. Suckers! It's going to be another post 3D conversion!
All of that plus Scientology, Charlie Sheen, getting Dwayne Johnson mixed up with Vin Diesel and the return of the weekly debates and pose the question if Quentin Tarantino is done making movies?
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