iPhone 5 Parody. Longer IS Better

Let me preface this post with, I LOVE the iPhone. It's all the technology I could ever want right in the palm of my hand. I can look up the nearest Indian restaurant, locate the closest CVS for antacid, and find a hotel to sleep off my food coma, just with a couple taps of a screen. Girlfriends and wives are jealous of it but use it to replace us. Pretty soon the iPhone will be walking our dogs. Endless possibilities.

Does it make us lazy? Absolutely. All of "Sofamerica" was already in dire need of taking a brisk walk, now with the iPhone we are well on our way to our neighbors witnessing the authorities smashing a hole in the side of the house to remove our bodies once we die of fat overdose. You know those bloated people in Wall-E? They all had iPhones. So try to still do things on your own and not rely entirely on the flawed Siri system. Thanks.

All of that aside, below is a fantastic parody on the release of the new iPhone 5. Watch it, laugh, then thank me later.