Left Behind Poster is Awesomely Awful

How do you go from Kirk Cameron to Nicolas Cage?

Cameron, to his credit, didn't blow his Growing Pains and Like Father Like Son cash on the "True Hollywood Story" cliché of cocaine and whores. He found God is all, which is cheap. As a weekly churchgoer, I can vouch.

No telling on Cage. He's such an oddball snorting heroine would make him normal. No, he blew his money on crazy non-drug-fuelled items. Like a castle. You did not misread that sentence. Nicolas Cage owned a castle. It drove him broke and now he's taking any work his agent will throw at him, including this mid-sized budget remake of Left Behind.

Someone out thinks we need a "reimagining of an old mythology" for a thirteen year old Christian movie based on a bunch of Christian books. Hey, I'm Baptist and even I won't waste my money. "What would Jesus view?" Not that shit.

Anyway, here's the poster (Got this from The Film Stage but Coming Soon had a miniaturized version this morning. We'll credit both. Because that's how we roll, bitches!) It looks so awful it almost makes me want to see the Vic Armstrong-directed film. Almost.