Batman Vs. Superman Vs. Shitty Titles

Batman Vs. Superman was never a good title. But it wasn't the worst either. It said it all right there and sometimes that's all you need. It has been the assumed title since the Man of Steel sequel-cum-Batman-franchise-sabotage-project was announced back at Comic Con, with no acknowledgement from helmer Zack Snyder and Warner Brothers making passing references.

Either this is their way of playing the field or an attempt at making Batman Vs. Superman sound incredible by comparison (That's how I see it). The studio has registered the follow titles, reports Fusible:

• Man of Steel Battle the Knight
• Man of Steel Beyond Darkness
• Man of Steel Black of Knight
• Man of Steel Darkness Falls
• Man of Steel Knight Falls
• Man of Steel Shadow of the Night
• Man of Steel The Blackest Hour
• Man of Steel The Darkness Within

Besides being awful titles, what happened to the colons? Are you that grammatically depraved, Warner Brothers? If so, congratulations, you've now made me even less interested in this than I already was.

Comments

[Kyle]

I think they're missing the colons because they're domain names, not titles in the properly spelled out sense. First guess anyway.