This Guy Will Get Naked For You In 50 SHADES OF GREY; Isn't In Sons of Anarchy

 

After Charlie Hunnam ditched the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey to persue bigger sure-fire money-makers like Pacific Rim 2, people like your mom and all of her book-club friends were 'LIKE, TOTALLY FREAKING OUT' wondering who could replace such a charismatic star in this highly-anticipated film, based on the ground-breaking novel by E.L. James.

Well, Variety is here to tell you it's Jamie Dornan (sadly not Jamie Williams) who has starred in ABC's Once Upon A Time, as well as 2006's Marie Antoniette.  

Irish actor Jamie Dornan has been tapped to replace Charlie Hunnam as Christian Grey in the Universal and Focus adaptation of “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

Dakota Johnson co-stars as Anastasia Steele with Sam Taylor-Johnson on board to direct.

Universal and Focus Features declined to comment.

So, there you have it. Jamie Dornan will bring to life such moving lines as:

“I'm going to fuck you now, Miss Steele.”

and the classic:

“No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.”

50 Shades of Grey tells the story of the young Anastasia Steele, who falls for the mysteriously dark Christian Grey and enters a world of romance, passion, and violence.

The film sexes it's way into theaters August 1, 2014.