Tuesday
Sep142010
Joel Schumacher Set to Piss on Barry White's Grave

Just when you thought Joel Schumacher couldn’t get any lower in the director food-chain. Kids, we swear he used to make good movies - before you were born.
Pajiba reports he's signed on for The Barry White Story. Before you utter a word, this isn't an Oscar-baiting biopic on the late soul singer. Such a move wouldn't be surprising coming from Schumacher whose career never recovered after camping up Batman thirteen years back.
Instead this centers on Barry White (after having crossed the stream and returning as a ghost) to help some poor schmuck score with his dream girl. Schumacher has already started pre-production on the comedy. He reportedly dropped trou and shit all over old Barry White records. Said it helped him get in the mood.
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