Jessica Alba Officially a Focker

Yes, Jessica Alba is a terrible actress. I don’t see there being much debate on that. But you’d swear people hated on her from the start with the way they talk about her sometimes. That is what I’d call revisionist history at its finest.

Back when she was James Cameron’s golden girl for his ill-fated television series Dark Angel, people couldn’t get enough of her. Oh how loyal the average nerd is. Make a mental note, Sam Worthington. This could be in your future.

Only adding further fuel to that fire comes news (via Risky Biz Blog) she will a part of Little Fockers. Yes as in the third film in the popular series that started with 2000s Meet the Parents (which was actually damn funny) and 2004s Meet the Fockers (which…never mind). You people have blood on your hands. If you'd stop paying hard-earned money to watch Ben Stiller comedies, studios would stop making them.

With the Fantastic Four franchise hitting the “reboot” button, she’s now out of a gravy train and in need of work. So who can blame her for taking this role? And playing an "attractive pharmaceutical rep" should be about as believable as her playing Sue Storm. Then again, when did audiences expect realism from those films?