You know you're in for all of the above when Mr Gabe Toro is in the Movie Moan house. The film critic for The Playlist and Jump Cut Junkies join us this week to provide that calm, measured randomness while Phil (who has a cold so excuse the nasalness you'll hear on the show) goes to town on 'Star Trek Into Darkness' in his first review.
And that's not even the ugliest fight on the show:-
4 mins - Gabe has just returned from 'Ex-Fest', the cult film festival showing titles that are still only available on VHS, if that. What wonders did he see?
13:35 mins - Phil provides the first, spoiler free review of 'Star Trek Into Frustration'.
40:25 mins - Jamie and Gabe try to help Phil decide whether or not to see 'The Great Gatsby' (and are no help at all).
54:55 mins - A very argument (yes, you heard it right) about Marvel Studios' pay practices, hiring cheap TV directors, and their fast food approach to producing films.
86 mins - Jamie and Phil do a little geeking out now that 'Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes' is official in production and hatch a plan to sneak on set and get lobotomized.
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