Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Has a (Shitty-Sounding) New Title

Straight outta the mouths of helmers Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg (via This is Infamous) is the title for the fifth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise nobody, save for Disney and Johnny Depp's accountant, cares about but will still crack $1 billion, fuck you very much overseas markets.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Besides its general terribleness, it sounds like their way of reclaiming their glory days, i.e. the first sequel Dead Man's Chest that, for its time, claimed all sorts of box-office records and was an unwatchable piece of blockbuster fecal matter that many have come around to admitting the truth seven years on.