The Dictator's Humor-Free Opening Scene Now Available to Watch

Fair to say were I to encounter Admiral General Aladeen, he wouldn't take too kindly to my criticism of his "documentary," or however Sacha Baron Cohen and Larry Charles are presenting this, The Dictator. He'd have no problem ridiculing me like he has others, in character, like Ryan Seacrest or Roger Ebert. Maybe even take me down like the oft-replayed scene of his Olympics.

The first scene from the forthcoming comedy is online, and for the life of me, it isn't working. When it opens next month, there's always the chance it's hysterical and you see me do a 180 (Not the first time), but for now, dead silence while I watched the back-story that opens the film: