Movie Moan: Twilight Swiners
Sun, January 23, 2011 
The title is referring to Jamie's thoughts on teenage girls (the primary audience for the Twilight franchise) being swine. AKA Jamie just being a dumbshit for the umpteenth time.
That nonsense aside, this week's Movie Moan sees the gang (Phil, Queen Kristina, Lou & the afore-mentioned idiot) discuss the fact that Anne Hathaway is Selina Kyle and Tom Hardy is Bane in The Dark Knight Rises. Everyone reacts to the weeks' worth of pictures premiering X-Men: First Class and marvel at how silly Michael Fassbender looks in that Magneto helmet. Phil ponders the possible return of Arnold Schwarzenegger to the silver screen and her Majesty on a pivotal death being altered for Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows – Part II. Hide your children!
All of that plus, Robert Downey Jr. leaving Oz: The Great & Powerful and Johnny Depp possibly stepping in, At the Movies returns to television, no J. Jonah Jameson in the Spider-Man reboot, Jamie's continued hatred of fanboys, Phil's thoughts on Black Swan and, of course, Justin Bieber!
Reader Comments (1)
I didn't know who Bieber was until a few months back ; curiousity got the better of me with constant "Bieber is a fag!" comments on YouTube. I can easily ignore the kid, to be honest. His music isn't my style at all (AUTOTUNE!!!), but as long as he doesn't get ideas above his station, I really don't give a shit about him.
I'll give Schwarzenegger some credit for atempting to "act his age", but comparing himself to Eastwood is a bit much. Vanity thy name is Arnold!
You have another Personal Message, Mr. Gee.