CBC's Ron MacLean Compares 9-11 To NHL Playoffs

Ron MacLen is taking a lot of flak for the below video where for some reason he tries to squeeze out a comparison between NHL Players and firefighters and policeman from 9/11. It doesn't really work out and he sort of blubbers through it. I sort of can gather what he was trying to go for but he fails miserably and it just sounds much worse than it was meant to.

Just talk about hockey and cut it out with the references to tragedies.

Commentator 1: "Sitting up in the front row of the balcony, those fans have better seats than Lincoln."

Commentator 2: "Well let's hope their night ends better than his did."

Catching Foul Balls Is Difficult

Taking your girlfriend to a sporting event is hard enough without getting hit in the pants with a foul ball and having it riccochet off your pants and careen into your girlfriend's face. They most likely already don't love sports but now their face is going to be bruised and battered. Way to go aces, now I bet you wish you went bowling.

Wieners Pretend To Be Cool & Mingle With Fast Cars

A couple of kids which may or may not be kids that tried out for the geek roles in Project X and lost found out that there were some police escorts guiding a bunch of fast luxyry whips down the freeway. So what did they decide to do? Tape themselves driving amongst this gaggle of ridiculously fast cars. I was praying that Paul Walker would drive by and blast them with flames from his exhaust.

Metta World Peace Thinks We're Stupid

Not only does Ron Artest think that he is all fetch and happening because he changed his name to Metta World Peace, he thinks everybody around him is stupid. The LA Laker scored a basket last night and went nuthouse with his celebration cracking James Harden of the Thunder in the side of the head with an elbow in the process.

The dude with the weird name's defense was that he was celebrating and it just looked like he did it on purpose. Nope. You did it on purpose. I also have eyes Metta World, you bungled the side of that guy's head. You can half-step around this all you want, I can rewind live tv. Thanks DVR.

UFC Fighter Decides Not To Kill Opponent In Ring

I love how people think this is so impressive. Oh look, a man decided not to continue pummeling a knocked out opponent in the ring. Let's praise him. I'm a gentleman every day and get no damn credit. I'm holding doors for the less fortunate, buying Girl Scout cookies, and recycling. Where is my celebration?

Old People Go Flash Mobbing In Virginia Mall

First they are getting STDs because they can't remember to practice what they preached to us, and now they are dancing like maniacs in the middle of a mall? I'm waiting for Betty White to peak out and tell everybody they are being punked. The seniors are taking over the world. I'm betting that we see a Hunger Games inspired film coming out soon but with really old people. The pitch. Hunger Games meets Cocoon.

Senior Citizens Need To Start Condoming Up

This video is both funny and horrifying all at the same time. Sort of like an episode of "Bent". A bunch of blue hairs engaging in different sexual positions, some that I can't even imagine not pulling a hamstring trying to engage in. Of course there clothes are on, but is it me, or is this a little over the top to simply get golden oldies to go sexing on the safe side?

Florida Marlins Players Must Hate Hitting Home Runs

I don't even know if they still do it anymore at their new ballpark but when a player wearing a Mets uniform hit a home run a Shea Stadium an apple use to rise from beyond the fence in the outfield. Get it? Big apple. Innovative.

Now when a Marlins' player hits a home run at home a giant The Little Mermaid looking diorama goes nuts and lights up with fish jumping all over the place. It looks like something Rainbow Brite puked up after a night on the town with the Care Bears.

Teacher Rents Mr. McFeely For Her Class

I don't know what not so smart teacher thought it was a good idea to invite Mr. McFeeley and some giant purple panda to visit with their students. Who in the blue hell is watching Mr. Rogers? It's not the 80's, dial it back a bit. Also, if I'm the kids I wouldn't be wearing about the guy wearing the purple bear costume but the awkward elderly postman named Mr. McFeely.

Baseball Cheap Shot Sends Player Flying

Have you ever seen a baseball fight? They are awful. The only fights worse than baseball fights are basketball fights. That is why you have to respect the baseball player in this video. He runs in full bore from the 3rd base side during what looks like a bench clearing brawl and absolutely blindsides a player on the opposing team who is standing on 2nd base.