Mark Wahlberg Reportedly So Powerful He Could Have Saved the Titanic
Thu, January 26, 2012 
Maybe it's my generally being an idiot, but Mark Wahlberg always struck me as one of those celebrities with a dose of common sense running in his veins. That is until he opened his mouth to Men's Journal about how 9/11 would have really gone down had he been on one of those fateful planes.
Plenty of words came to mind after reading that; jackass, moron, schmuck, etc. Thankfully this being the Internet and with the advent of Photoshop (whether or not one actually has a skill with that tool), courtesy of Sher Dog, the world can now know how things would have taken place... if Mark Wahlberg was there to stop it...
The crucifixion of Christ, Titanic sinking, assassinations of JFK; it's nothing for Marky Mark dusts off his shoulders and preparing for action.
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