G.I. Joe Sequel Has Its Title & It’s as Silly as Rise of Cobra

If the world must have a sequel to G.I. Joe, then please movie gods let it continue in the same path of awesomely-retarded, epic non-sense and carnage as Stephen Sommer's The Rise of Cobra.

NOLA confirms what we've known for awhile. The G.I. Joe sequel is filming in my backyard (not literally, sadly) with Channing Tatum, Ray Parks and Lee Byung-hun are the only cast members reprising their roles of Duke, Snakes Eyes and Storm Shadow, respectively. The Jon Chu-directed follow-up also has a title - G.I. Joe 2: Cobra Strikes.

I can already taste the cheese.