Spielberg Is Abrams Illegitimate Father?
Thu, May 6, 2010 
With the news now surfacing about director JJ Abrams new secret teaser trailer "Super 8" attached to Iron Man 2 this weekend, comes more shocking news. Legendary hollywood director Steven Spielberg who is also producing the project has just admitted he is in fact Abrams illegitimate father.
Spielberg recently admitted to the press, and the world for the first time, that he is in fact Abrams father. When asked why this hasn't come out until now, Spielberg said he was ashamed at the fact that he was wasn't around for Abrams childhood, because of his career in hollywood taking precedence over everything else in his life, including his illegitimate children.
They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and in this case it certainly didn't. Abrams has made quite a name for himself in hollywood as well, having directed Mission Impossible III starring Tom Cruise, and successfully resurrecting the Star Trek franchise just last year.
When it was first anounced that Abrams next picture would be a smaller scale movie, somewhat of a homage to Speilbergs's style of the late 70's, and that Speilberg himself was attached to produce, it may have came as a huge surpise to everyone.
Now with the truth out there, both Abrams and Spielberg say they're looking to use this opportunity to make up for lost time.
If you just finished reading this and you're thinking to yourself, this sounds ridiculous, you were right for thinking so. This was meant to be nothing more than a joke, Slow news day is all, ha.
Reader Comments (6)
I was gonna say WTF, and then I read the this is a joke lol....I was about to go off on a rant there
Are serious? this is grabage! Don't you think other sites would have covered news this significant?!
sorry, just read the, this was a joke part, my bad
haha that's okay batmanfan. It was mostly just a play on how similar they look, no real news coming in today either.
I was laughing my ass off reading this, i figured it was a joke right away.
Fanboys will be mad, when they read this was a joke lol
Watch the tabloids are going to run with this now! lmfao
Funny story, almost had me...
they do look very alike