News, Rumors & 100% Grade-A Internet Bullshit - July 17, 2009
Fri, July 17, 2009 
-Bloody-Disgusting has received word (via their sources) that Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez and Jonah Hill have joined the cast of the Robert Rodriguez co-directed/Danny Trejo starring Machete. Filming is expected to start up pretty soon. But knowing how Rodriguez works, I wouldn't be surprised if it's already under-way with said cast-members among other yet-to-be-announced actors.
-"And I would have been able to make Jack Ryan if it hadn't been for that pesky web-slinger!" That's not exactly what Sam Raimi said, obviously. Movie Hole nabbed an exclusive interview with the director where he reveals what ultimately went down and his love for the Baldwin/Ford installments. Come on, Sam. No Affleck love?!?
-Jesus is headed to Mars. And by that, I'm not referring to our Lord. But the actor who portrayed him in Scorsese's The Last Temptation of Christ Willem Dafoe who has joined the cast of John Carter of Mars for Pixar. The Body of Evidence star (see? I can reference obscure terrible films too!) will play the leader of the alien Thark race.
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I have a feeling Machete will be even better than Both Grindhouse features combined.