Lindsay Lohan Getting Married (on Eastbound & Down!)

So, the Affleck gig apparently didn't pan out. Hollywood is still going to give Lindsay Lohan her 17th shot at career rehabilitation, before she fucks it up again. Lather, rinse, repeat. I wish no ill-will at her personally (Though she certainly doesn't feel the same given all the times she's gotten behind the wheel of car under the influence). Hope she beats her demons but she's had too many bites at the apple (and pros like Tina Fey and Jane Fonda telling her to get her act together) for some jackass to back her up, just for the sake of bragging they were the ones "brought her back." Was she ever that good during her prime? Not really.

E! Online reports the One They Call LiLo will guest-star on the forthcoming finale season of HBO's Eastbound & Down. She'll reportedly play the daughter of a lead character who's getting married. Not yet specified which character and whether it's a shotgun wedding or not.