Titanic II Is Not A Good Idea

When you're an "Average Joe" like myself you have all these crazy ideas that you don't have the means to achieve. When you're an Australian billionaire all your wildest ideas can come true, even if they are really stupid.
Clive Palmer, said Australian billionaire, revealed his plans for Titanic II. A bigger than full scale recreation of that famous ship that failed and sunk. You know, the one that James Cameron made famous. Showing off some blueprints this maniac then said he might have to build a Titanic III if this pans out.
If this pans out? You're building a sequel to the biggest maritime disaster of all time, I don't like your chances eccentric billionaire. It doesn't help that this ship isn't going to have any televisions or internet capability. Sop living in the past.
How are you going to market this venture?
"Titanic II: This Time We'll Make It"
"Titanic II: When Sinking Is Not An Option"
I do think James Cameron is really excited about it, he now knows what his next project is going to be after Avatar 2 & 3.
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