Thursday
Jul262012
Some Guy Bought A 17 Pound Lobster And Released It
Thu, July 26, 2012
I'm not sure if you would call this guy a hero or not, but Don Mackenzie went into some restaurant in Long Island and bought a 17 pound lobster and released it into the wild. I mean, I don't know. Thanks I guess? The lobster was like 80 years old so probably would have tasted like ass, but man that could have fed a lot of homeless people or something. Instead somebody else is going to catch it and lock it in an an aquarium. So you really are delaying the inventible Don.
I will say that Kristen Eighme, the manager at The Dock Restaurant who is holding that giant lobster, she's pretty cute. They should have written the story on her instead. Now I'm interested.
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