Toddler Almost Gets Kidnapped By Canadian Eagle

Things that happen in Canada usually stay in Canada, unless you're a Golden Eagle. Apparently if you are, you can just snatch up innocent toddlers and bring them back to your nest. That's what almost happens to this poor kid, but luckily the dillusional eagle drops him only a foot or so off the ground.

So not only to parents have to keep their kids safe from perverts and kidnappers, now they have to be on the lookout for crazy ass birds as well? I'm beginning to think the Mayans were right.