A title this stupid is by no means a surprise considering the franchise in question. This feels more like a "OK. Here it is, now move along, people!" story.
Although the plot is being kept under lock and key, we can rest assured expect Shia LaBeouf's Sam running away from explosions, his parents embarrassing him in some fashion, fart jokes (how does one top Transformer testicals?) and Michael Bay camera-fucking.
All the while this going on, Megan Fox will be sulking somewhere in the world wishing she'd kept her big ungrateful mouth shut.